This month I stopped being 21. We went to propaganda and smashed a load of bottles, I handed in some coursework, oh I can’t remember now.
Oh wait I remember some good things did happen! I shaved for the first time, like wet shave all the way to baby softskin, for the first time in about 2 years, firstly for Valentines Day, and then I did it again a week laterfor my dads retirement from the police. Now he workds for the police. Then I got anti-beard rash from not having a beard, a drove my car into a post and a wall, and it also sounded like a massive pigeon. I also surfed and it was great.