I’ll tell you what, and I’ll tell you how.
Whilst working in a printing press a man, probably called Doug, dropped his ham sandwich into the machinery due to the shock of realising he’d accidentally put a red inkjet cartridge into the printer. This meant all the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets books with the children’s artwork were coming out with red ink in them, instead of the more traditional black ink.
Suddenly, there was a power cut. And then when the power came back in their was a large surge, which went into the machinery and fused together the Harry Potter book with the red ink and the ham sandwich, which, sort of mutated into a person. That person, is me.
True story. My parents adopted me for Christmas on 28th February 1985.